-Your DAILY HAIKU-
Step1. Wake up in the morning thinking about Ninjamamalickum, and how you feel about her when she attacks. Jot down some nice words that come to mind on that theme.
Step2. Organize your thoughts and feelings into roughly three lines.
Step3. Finally, you must polish your haiku’s three lines. Make sure the first line contains exactly five (5) syllables, but the second line contains exactly seven (7) syllables and then the third, final line has exactly five (5) syllables. It may take some substitution of words, but as Indo says, « You do the math! »
Here is a sample haiku written by Ninjamamalickum herself to get you started:
If there is no law (5 syllables)
stating that income be taxed, (7 syllables)
why are we paying? (5 syllables)
Here’s another she wrote:
Yes, « Drugstore Cowboy » (5 syllables)
was filmed in downtown Portland, (7 syllables)
with William Burroughs. (5 syllables, if you pronounce it Will-yum)
GOT IT? NOW YOU TRY!!!
–DAILY HAIKU
April 10,
hatsu shiguresaru mo komino wohoshige nari
- (the first cold shower
- even the monkey seems to want a little coat of straw)
-Basho
April 13,
DAILY HAIKU
Don’t believe the hype!
Don’t- Don’t – Don’t believe the hype!
Don’t believe the hype!
-Flavor Flav with Public Enemy
April 14,
-DAILY HAIKU
All of the money
earned from our merchandise sales
goes to buy smoke bombs.
-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)
April 15,
-DAILY HAIKU
If there is no law
stating that income be taxed,
who are we paying?
-N.M.L.
April 16,
-DAILY HAIKU
Wasn’t long ago
movie stars had yellow teeth;
whitening is new.
-N.M.L.
April 17
DAILY HAIKU
Kevin Macdonald
on Hollywood Boulevard!?
So I winked at him.
-N.M.L.
April 19,
DAILY HAIKU
Ninjas in Chi-town:
The Ninjas in Chicago
the best show ever.
-N.M.L.
April 20,
DAILY HAIKU
Los Angeles waits
impatiently for Ninjas’
safe return back home.
-N.M.L.
DAILY HAIKU
When the Ninjas say:
« Buy our sh**! » or go « Buy now! »
Go buy their album.
-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)
DAILY HAIKU
Ah, when Ninjas tour
to invade the USA,
With bass-drums fury!
-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)
Visit the whole Ninja clan at www.ninjaacademy.com, to get inspired now!
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