Ninjamamalickum!!!
Offering Vocal Destruction since 1909.

-Your DAILY HAIKU-

 

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Step1. Think about Ninja Academy, and how you feel when they attack. Jot down some of the words that come to mind on that theme.

Step2. Organize your thoughts and feelings on the Ninjas into roughly three lines.

Step3. Finally, you must polish your haiku’s three lines. Make sure the first line contains exactly five syllables, but the second line contains exactly seven syllables and then the third line has exactly five syllables. It may take some substitution of words, but  « You do the math! »

Here is a sample haiku written by Ninjamamalickum:

« Ninjas are on tour,               (5 syllables)

Invading the U.S.A.              (7 syllables)

Hurry up and buy!! »             (5 syllables)

GOT IT? NOW YOU TRY!!!   

Content Copyright © 2010, by Ninjamamalickum unless otherwise credited

 

DAILY HAIKU

April 10, 2009

hatsu shigure
saru mo komino wo
hoshige nari
(the first cold shower
even the monkey seems to want
a little coat of straw)

             -Basho

-DAILY HAIKU

April 11, 2009

Now twenty-seven

-thousand teachers in L.A. 

are being laid off.                        

 

-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)

 

 

 

April 12, 2009

DAILY HAIKU

Don’t believe the hype! 

Don’t- Don’t – Don’t believe the hype! 

Don’t believe the hype!                                          

                      -Flavor Flav with Public Enemy

 

 

April 13, 2009

-DAILY HAIKU

 

 

All of the money

from Ninja merchandise sales

goes to buy smoke bombs.

 

-N.M.L.  (Ninjamamalickum)

 

 

 

 

April 14, 2009 

-DAILY HAIKU

 

 

If there is no law

stating that income be taxed, 

who are we paying?

-N.M.L.

 

 

 

-DAILY HAIKU

 

Yes, « Drugstore  Cowboy »

was filmed in Portland, OR

with William Burroughs.

-N.M.L.

 

 

 

-DAILY HAIKU

 

 Wasn’t long ago

movie stars had yellow teeth;

whitening is new.

-N.M.L.

 

 

 

DAILY HAIKU

 

Kevin Macdonald

on Hollywood Boulevard!?

So I winked at him.

 

-N.M.L.

 

 

 

 

 

DAILY  HAIKU

 

 

What?! The Dead Milkmen

are gonna make a comeback?

It’s a dream come true!

 

-N.M.L.

 

 

 

DAILY HAIKU

 

Ninjas in Chi-town:

The Ninjas in Chicago

the best show ever.

 

-N.M.L.

 

 

DAILY HAIKU

Los Angeles waits

impatiently for Ninjas’

safe return back home.

-N.M.L.

DAILY HAIKU

When the Ninjas say:

« Buy our sh**! » or « Buy now! »

Go buy their CD.

 

-N.M.L.  (Ninjamamalickum)

 

 

DAILY HAIKU

 

All of the money

from Ninja merchandise sales

goes to new nunchuks.

 

-N.M.L.  (Ninjamamalickum)

 

DAILY HAIKU

 

Ah, when Ninjas tour

to invade the USA,

With bass-drums fury!

 

-N.M.L.  (Ninjamamalickum)

 

 

…thoughts? Email me some of your own haiku! ninjamamalickum@gmail.com and I’ll post them here!

 Visit the whole Ninja clan at  www.ninjaacademy.com, to get inspired now!

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