Ninjamamalickum!!!
Offering Vocal Destruction since 1909.

Step1.  Wake up in the morning thinking about Ninjamamalickum, and how you feel about her when she attacks. Jot down some nice words that come to mind on that theme.

Step2. Organize your thoughts and feelings into roughly three lines.

Step3. Finally, you must polish your haiku’s three lines. Make sure the first line contains exactly five (5) syllables, but the second line contains exactly seven (7) syllables and then the third, final line has exactly five (5) syllables. It may take some substitution of words, but as Indo says, « You do the math! »

Here is a sample haiku written by Ninjamamalickum herself to get you started:

If there is no law                           (5 syllables)

stating that income be taxed,    (7 syllables)

why are we paying?                     (5 syllables)

Here’s another she wrote:

Yes, « Drugstore  Cowboy »                  (5 syllables)

was filmed in downtown Portland,  (7 syllables)

with William Burroughs.                (5 syllables, if you pronounce it Will-yum)

GOT IT? NOW YOU TRY!!!

–DAILY HAIKU

April 10,

hatsu shiguresaru mo komino wohoshige nari

(the first cold shower

even the monkey seems to want a little coat of straw)

-Basho

April 13,

DAILY HAIKU

Don’t believe the hype!

Don’t- Don’t – Don’t believe the hype!

Don’t believe the hype!

                      -Flavor Flav with Public Enemy

April 14,

-DAILY HAIKU

All of the money

earned from our merchandise sales

goes to buy smoke bombs.

-N.M.L.  (Ninjamamalickum)

April 15,

-DAILY HAIKU

If there is no law

stating that income be taxed,

who are we paying?

-N.M.L.

April 16,

-DAILY HAIKU

 Wasn’t long ago

movie stars had yellow teeth;

whitening is new.

-N.M.L.

April 17

DAILY HAIKU

 

Kevin Macdonald

on Hollywood Boulevard!?

So I winked at him.

-N.M.L.

 

April 19,

DAILY HAIKU

 

Ninjas in Chi-town:

The Ninjas in Chicago

the best show ever.

-N.M.L.

April 20,

DAILY HAIKU

Los Angeles waits

impatiently for Ninjas’

safe return back home.

-N.M.L.

DAILY HAIKU

When the Ninjas say:

« Buy our sh**! » or go « Buy now! »

Go buy their album.

-N.M.L.  (Ninjamamalickum)

DAILY HAIKU

 

Ah, when Ninjas tour

to invade the USA,

With bass-drums fury!

-N.M.L.  (Ninjamamalickum)

 Visit the whole Ninja clan at  www.ninjaacademy.com, to get inspired now!