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Step1. Think about Ninja Academy, and how you feel when they attack. Jot down some of the words that come to mind on that theme.
Step2. Organize your thoughts and feelings on the Ninjas into roughly three lines.
Step3. Finally, you must polish your haiku’s three lines. Make sure the first line contains exactly five syllables, but the second line contains exactly seven syllables and then the third line has exactly five syllables. It may take some substitution of words, but "You do the math!"
Here is a sample haiku written by Ninjamamalickum:
"Ninjas are on tour, (5 syllables)
Invading the U.S.A. (7 syllables)
Hurry up and buy!!" (5 syllables)
GOT IT? NOW YOU TRY!!!
Content Copyright © 2010, by Ninjamamalickum unless otherwise credited
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April 10, 2009
- (the first cold shower
- even the monkey seems to want
- a little coat of straw)
-Basho
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April 11, 2009
Now twenty-seven
-thousand teachers in L.A.
are being laid off.
-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)
April 12, 2009
DAILY HAIKU
Don’t believe the hype!
Don’t- Don’t - Don’t believe the hype!
Don’t believe the hype!
-Flavor Flav with Public Enemy
April 13, 2009
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All of the money
from Ninja merchandise sales
goes to buy smoke bombs.
-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)
April 14, 2009
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If there is no law
stating that income be taxed,
who are we paying?
-N.M.L.
-DAILY HAIKU
Yes, "Drugstore Cowboy"
was filmed in Portland, OR
with William Burroughs.
-N.M.L.
-DAILY HAIKU
Wasn’t long ago
movie stars had yellow teeth;
whitening is new.
-N.M.L.
DAILY HAIKU
Kevin Macdonald
on Hollywood Boulevard!?
So I winked at him.
-N.M.L.
DAILY HAIKU
What?! The Dead Milkmen
are gonna make a comeback?
It’s a dream come true!
-N.M.L.
DAILY HAIKU
Ninjas in Chi-town:
The Ninjas in Chicago
the best show ever.
-N.M.L.
DAILY HAIKU
Los Angeles waits
impatiently for Ninjas’
safe return back home.
-N.M.L.
DAILY HAIKU
When the Ninjas say:
"Buy our sh**!" or "Buy now!"
Go buy their CD.
-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)
DAILY HAIKU
All of the money
from Ninja merchandise sales
goes to new nunchuks.
-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)
DAILY HAIKU
Ah, when Ninjas tour
to invade the USA,
With bass-drums fury!
-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)
-DAILY HAIKU
It is Twenty Ten
And we all know what that means:
Year of the Ninja!
-N.M.L. (Ninjamamalickum)
You like? Email me some of your own haiku! ninjamamalickum@gmail.com and I’ll post them here!
Visit the whole Ninja clan at www.ninjaacademy.com, to get inspired now!
Content Copyright © 2010 by Ninjamamalickum, unless otherwise credited.
